I claim my ten pounds!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's it. Can I go now?

No. That is to say, you win your £10, which I shall give you on Wednesday, but you are not free to go now. I expect and require you to make a contribution befitting a former World Champion.

I hereby offer a futher £10 (TEN POUNDS) to the next person who registers and posts, on condition that they say something sensible. I shall be the sole judge of what is sensible.

On Radio 4 Any Questions lately, the chairman said to the audience: "Hands up those who think public consultation is a waste of time?" Several people put their hands up... D'oh

We now have a proper winner - Bill, a cheque for £10 is in the post